In high school my friend called me “cochina” until we learned that in Spanish cochina meant: “A dirty girl. A girl who sleeps around and who thinks or says something raunchy”. It was fate. The name was slightly altered so we wouldn’t offend my Spanish teacher…and a legend was born. The online Pirate Name Generator gave me the last name Bones. I like pirates. So? It’s my blog, fuck off.
Why a blog? Because I’m self centered and I want the world to heed my words of wisdom and read my stories and laugh.
Go big or go home.